Blowout Sale Cisco Wrp400-g1 Wireless-g Broadband Router With 2x Fxs Phone Ports Bonkers Deal: 85% Off [jsdGKxpr]

We did have to cut a deal with the Morlocs to procure the WRP400G1 by Cisco. Don't worry - it only cost us a couple of warehouse workers.

Reports that this item belonged formerly to a Mr. Wiggin are patently false (It's New). It is theoretically possible, however, that he designed it off-world some time in the far distant future and beamed the schematics back through time (and space) via tachyon transmission. Unlikely - yes, but *possible*.

Unfortunately this item is most certainly *not* capable of warping space-time, so we don't think you'll be using it to travel at superluminal velocities any time soon. We would, however, be happy to tell you what else it can do - just ask!

Ah, well. That's about enough rambling out of us. Feel free to look around - we're here if you need us (or a Cisco WRP400G1)!