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We did have to cut a deal with the Morlocs to procure the ITT7150 by Cortelco. Don't worry - it only cost us a couple of warehouse workers.

Reports that this item belonged formerly to a Mr. Wiggin are patently false (It's New). It is theoretically possible, however, that he designed it off-world some time in the far distant future and beamed the schematics back through time (and space) via tachyon transmission. Unlikely - yes, but *possible*.

Now sometimes finding the answers you seek involves joining up with a motley band of dwarves, stealing a precious ring from a cannibalistic quasi-human cave-dwelling creature, and nearly getting roasted alive by a cruise-ship-sized fire-breathing dragon. Other times, you can just ask. We're big fans of just asking.

If you need us for anything (Cortelco ITT7150 related or otherwise!) we'll be down the hall making sure Jarvis isn't overrun again by an alien uber AI.