Instant Savings Firebox X550e Firewall - Almost Gone [lnvHNU5z]

While we do think it would be pretty cool to employ a team of genetically enhanced super-warehouse-guys to speed the fulfillment of WG50550 by WatchGuard, we do not endorse eugenic discrimination of any kind. We are an equal opportunity employment provider - Valids and In-Valids alike.

We've run this thing through the transporter array a few times and can confirm that it is in fact New, and not infected with any foreign alien matter. That's what they tell us down in engineering, anyway. We really should check in with those guys to see if they've resolved their Tribble problem.

You'd like to know the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? No, I'm afraid we're just as lost as you on that one. But we do know an awful lot about this particular item - ask us anything.

We've just had some troubling news from the Night's Watch. We'll be atop The Wall if you need any further assistance with the WatchGuard WG50550 (or anything else!).