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Because you didn’t mean to spend the night outside… but here we are.The Trauma Burrito is your compact, heat-reflective emergency sleeping bag — ideal for chaotic hikes, unexpected overnights, and emotional meltdowns at elevation.Lightweight. Bright
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Dorm Essential Just A Little Trauma Burrito Save 50% + Free Ship [sjZFIGmQ]
Because you didn’t mean to spend the night outside… but here we are.
The Trauma Burrito is your compact, heat-reflective emergency sleeping bag — ideal for chaotic hikes, unexpected overnights, and emotional meltdowns at elevation.
Lightweight. Bright orange. Wraps you in warmth, safety, and the haunting awareness of your poor decisions.
Warning: may cause intense self-reflection and rapid personal growth.
✅ What Makes It Chaos-Ready:
- Reflects up to 90% of body heat (aka portable warmth magic)
- Made from tear-resistant, waterproof material
- Lightweight & compact—fits in your glovebox, pack, or bug-out bag
- Comes in a 2-pack, so you’re not arguing over who gets warm
- Reusable, durable, and ready for the unexpected
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